Dad Jokes

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.